Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie (repeat)
It’s 2 a.m. and you’re only getting started
DM your friend from kindergarten
Share a post...it’s too funny, have to show it
Hit that LIKE - it’s your life, you chose to blow it
Log it in, log it out
Don’t you know it’s all about all the people that you’ll never ever meet now
Now here you are, nowhere by far You’re too addicted, you just can’t see now
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Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie
Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie But not me - I’m on Snapchat
So you’re lookin’ like you’ve never seen the daylight
Your social life is posted at midnight
Strike a pose - post a picture, Instagram it
In the morning, read the newsfeed - you can cram it
All the day, all the night Don’t you see you’re missing life
All your friends are getting married, gettin’ dogs now
Now here you are - nowhere by far You’re too addicted - you just can’t see now
CHORUS
Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie
Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie But not me - I’m on Instagram
Follow if ya can
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Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie
Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie
Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie
Everyone I know is a Facebook Junkie But not me - I’m on…. Tumblr
Written and produced by Jeff Thal